There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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