We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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