This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
