Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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