Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
