is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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