Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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