i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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