that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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