she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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