Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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