is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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