woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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