She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
