who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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