Do you still have your period?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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