I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
The air was thick with penises
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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