i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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