you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I am one with the molecules
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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