I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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