what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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