No awkward lesbian experiences without me
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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