My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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