You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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