Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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