So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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