Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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