Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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