Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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