please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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