So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
