so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
