There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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