very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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