barbara walters just said penis...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
