The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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