So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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