Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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