If i come over, it means nothing
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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