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I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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