I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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