Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
soo... how was my night?
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