Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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