I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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