handjob tips. give me some.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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