A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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