you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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