He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
two words: eviction party
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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