come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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