If i come over, it means nothing
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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