Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
The air taste purple.
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