Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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