I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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