he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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