We're facebook friends in real life
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Randomize
