i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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