am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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