So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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