I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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